How to Run for President (of the United States)

Step one: register with the Federal Election Commission. (Estimated time: 48 hours.)

Pro-tip: when naming a presidential campaign, go for magnanimous, not humble e.g. no “Friends of Andrew Yang,” yes “Yang for America.”

Step two: register for an Employer Identification Number (EIN) from the IRS, start a bank account with this EIN, build an ActBlue donation…